…I’m a cynic but I try to keep my heart warm. I play videogames and make things and read books and bake delicious food. I have a thing for dinosaurs, graffiti, music, and travel. I have a movie “To-See” list that is 10 miles long and any man with the slouchy build of a poet will win my heart completely. I despise the cold and want nothing more than to live in a van down by the river. All of these things and more, I have recorded here for your viewing pleasure.Tumblr (3.0; @somky)http://somky.tumblr.com/<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/somky/49903781076/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_49903781076" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="400" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://poisonfartdog.tumblr.com/post/49751793738/i-feel-it">poisonfartdog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i feel it</p> </blockquote> <p>…at first, I was like, “wtf is this?  A giant boot?”….and then I was like “oh look!  those are cellphones!  Those are MY phones!”</p>http://somky.tumblr.com/post/49903781076http://somky.tumblr.com/post/49903781076Tue, 07 May 2013 22:21:22 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_locuvdQdF11qgutqlo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_locuvdQdF11qgutqlo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_locuvdQdF11qgutqlo3_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_locuvdQdF11qgutqlo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_locuvdQdF11qgutqlo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_locuvdQdF11qgutqlo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_locuvdQdF11qgutqlo7_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_locuvdQdF11qgutqlo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pushinghoopswithsticks.com/post/29379629273/via">pushinghoopswithsticks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span class="tumblr_blog">[</span><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tete-pownshend.tumblr.com/post/22632137933/is-it-butter-theyre-not-even-messing-around-they">via</a>]</p> </blockquote>http://somky.tumblr.com/post/41156903179http://somky.tumblr.com/post/41156903179Mon, 21 Jan 2013 20:40:14 -0500ButterMargerine<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_41138715380" src="http://somky.tumblr.com/post/41138715380/audio_player_iframe/somky/tumblr_l986ouFF591qazxf5?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fsomky%2F41138715380%2Ftumblr_l986ouFF591qazxf5" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ayoitsdanyo.tumblr.com/post/38994759946/fuckyeaahniam-banonymous-theepichumor">ayoitsdanyo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyeaahniam.tumblr.com/post/19564247560/banonymous-theepichumor-just-press-play">fuckyeaahniam</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://banonymous.tumblr.com/post/19564031846/theepichumor-just-press-play-anybody-who">banonymous</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theepichumor.tumblr.com/post/19511498321/just-press-play-anybody-who-grew-up-in-the">theepichumor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>JUST PRESS PLAY.</strong></p> <p><img alt="image" height="331" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgmv1iQBqJ1qb90s8.gif" width="371"/></p> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://somky.tumblr.com/post/41138715380http://somky.tumblr.com/post/41138715380Mon, 21 Jan 2013 17:10:23 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4c3kiKSmJ1qbs1oco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://somky.tumblr.com/post/41138495492http://somky.tumblr.com/post/41138495492Mon, 21 Jan 2013 17:07:58 -0500White peopleNicolas Sparks<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/mlCiDEXuxxA?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>I’ve had the phrase “Tiny Bubbles” stuck in my head since November.  I couldn’t figure out where it came from or why just the Tiny Bubbles part stuck…but here you go.</p>http://somky.tumblr.com/post/39695035127http://somky.tumblr.com/post/39695035127Fri, 04 Jan 2013 18:47:50 -0500Tiny BubblesDon Ho<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0ae8c1d477b7d8ef000d371991c590d9/tumblr_mfx9m6dcc01qbxfjqo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c6ab649a0c3fced8af83e9545f9d1f82/tumblr_mfx9m6dcc01qbxfjqo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e2d7957348c2dcc7a90a65fc44925027/tumblr_mfx9m6dcc01qbxfjqo3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oestranhomundodek.tumblr.com/post/39346891419/happy-new-year">oestranhomundodek</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Happy New Year!</p> </blockquote>http://somky.tumblr.com/post/39366652104http://somky.tumblr.com/post/39366652104Tue, 01 Jan 2013 02:08:34 -0500Happy New Year!Mario<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0dbb60d3ca4c554a88050590f7300d64/tumblr_mflxa84QeH1qao5ado1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bonniegravy.tumblr.com/post/38816264982/merry-christmas-x">bonniegravy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Merry Christmas x</p> </blockquote>http://somky.tumblr.com/post/39002066458http://somky.tumblr.com/post/39002066458Thu, 27 Dec 2012 21:25:30 -0500reindeerChristmas<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a0ff4a338ffe9408c841ba6643d13ac8/tumblr_mfeynl2OW61qidjxyo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2c0735f012fa13eeedc4bcb1d8be925f/tumblr_mfeynl2OW61qidjxyo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dirtyrezkid.tumblr.com/post/38849592946">dirtyrezkid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://adriofthedead.tumblr.com/post/38795056365/narcolepticbunny-fuck-yes-dude">adriofthedead</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://narcolepticbunny.tumblr.com/post/38763365388/fuck-yes">narcolepticbunny</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>fuck.</p> <p>YES</p> </blockquote> <p>DUDE</p> </blockquote> <p>Awesome!!</p> </blockquote>http://somky.tumblr.com/post/39002047813http://somky.tumblr.com/post/39002047813Thu, 27 Dec 2012 21:25:15 -0500GodzillaChristmas<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5162722be147677a5f960ba001619978/tumblr_mfiuksbCkr1qz4wnwo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/564e120dd0a80ce0104c4e930a9a6e8d/tumblr_mfiuksbCkr1qz4wnwo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://karlasburg.tumblr.com/post/38695237286/these-are-the-best-christmas-cards-ive-ever-seen">karlasburg</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>These are the best Christmas cards I’ve ever seen. <a href="http://www.bradmcginty.com/?p=1366">Click</a> to go to the source and read the fantastic tale.</p> </blockquote>http://somky.tumblr.com/post/38800806657http://somky.tumblr.com/post/38800806657Tue, 25 Dec 2012 12:56:12 -0500wantMerry ChristmasSeason's Greetings<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c503f362298f934c10728763ca8a2370/tumblr_mfkwemOuAK1ri1lg6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://phoebewahl.tumblr.com/post/38781204251/another-holiday-piece-merry-christmas-watercolor">phoebewahl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>another holiday piece…Merry Christmas!</p> <p>watercolor & collage, Phoebe Wahl 2012</p> </blockquote>http://somky.tumblr.com/post/38800775788http://somky.tumblr.com/post/38800775788Tue, 25 Dec 2012 12:55:40 -0500Merry Christmas<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me9mk66Mzm1qzs63fo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://explodingdog.tumblr.com/post/36824407909/time-to-eat-pizza-again">explodingdog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>time to eat pizza again</p> </blockquote>http://somky.tumblr.com/post/38595950868http://somky.tumblr.com/post/38595950868Sat, 22 Dec 2012 22:20:29 -0500pizzaagain<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ed43ebce2e0b32975632fb932e6b805e/tumblr_meu2mkcDDW1qz6lzxo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://somky.tumblr.com/post/38588849955http://somky.tumblr.com/post/38588849955Sat, 22 Dec 2012 20:40:27 -0500Margot TenenbaumSimon and GarfunkelIkea Monkey<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3c63a3e5aadaf29834b32d0551992f31/tumblr_mev04m4tkL1qzamioo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f278f9f1462203179c3f3bde08738b96/tumblr_mev04m4tkL1qzamioo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3cf1b0709021030fe5a5bb1d3c205dc1/tumblr_mev04m4tkL1qzamioo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9b20f357d5e143b46971570cb0a52a9c/tumblr_mev04m4tkL1qzamioo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9946b7bb9dc77baa6ea85952c350b659/tumblr_mev04m4tkL1qzamioo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/820f9844465d0d4bbe811578952cbc9e/tumblr_mev04m4tkL1qzamioo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bad7f69b494571c88d1abb112ed8dfb2/tumblr_mev04m4tkL1qzamioo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ianbrooks.me/post/37714537271/the-8-bit-smiths-by-butcher-billy-to-die-with-a">ianbrooks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em><strong>The 8-Bit Smiths</strong></em> by Butcher Billy</p> <p>To die with a Player 2 is such a heavenly way to die. You know, it’s possible Morrissey has always been a bit on the glum side because of his lack of prowess in the Carnival Night Zone, as even that level could make a good man turn bad. The Good Butcher’s latest series brings an 8-bit splash to the dreary wordscapes of the Smiths, bringing hope that for once in my life I could beat the boss this time. Lord knows it would be the first time.</p> <blockquote> <p><em>Artist: <a href="http://www.behance.net/gallery/The-Smiths-8-bit-Makeover-Project/6270869">Behance</a> / <a href="http://butcherbilly.tumblr.com/">Tumblr</a></em></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://somky.tumblr.com/post/38515521716http://somky.tumblr.com/post/38515521716Fri, 21 Dec 2012 22:20:58 -0500The SmithsVideo Gamesemo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/98a79e518df7d60edb9162995ab92800/tumblr_mf0tusuIBG1qzwtdlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.gamefreaks.co.nz/post/37918825854/the-delorean-trail-by-moysche-t-shirt-available">gamefreaksnz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://riptapparel.com?aff=W6MYJ4W7DQGKPDGL"><strong>The Delorean Trail</strong></a> by Moysche. T-shirt available for 10$ for only 1 day at <a href="http://riptapparel.com?aff=W6MYJ4W7DQGKPDGL" title="Ript">Ript Apparel</a></p> </blockquote>http://somky.tumblr.com/post/38508358851http://somky.tumblr.com/post/38508358851Fri, 21 Dec 2012 20:40:32 -0500The Delorean TrailBack to the FutureOregon Trailsubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/56578b3ac4915b4957c709367db3d908/tumblr_mfe7nbjAmE1qay9wgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://greatshowdowns.com/post/38476224272/if-you-please-mr-scrooge-its-gotten-colder">scottlava</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“<span>If you please Mr. Scrooge, it’s gotten colder, and the bookkeeping staff would like an extra shovel full of coal for the fire?</span><span>”</span></p> <p><em>* * * HAPPY HOLIDAYS, EVERYONE! * * *</em></p> </blockquote>http://somky.tumblr.com/post/38479008152http://somky.tumblr.com/post/38479008152Fri, 21 Dec 2012 13:50:11 -0500Merry ChristmasMuppetsChristmas Carol<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me8k4zE1zN1qb3e6ho6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me8k4zE1zN1qb3e6ho5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me8k4zE1zN1qb3e6ho1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me8k4zE1zN1qb3e6ho2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me8k4zE1zN1qb3e6ho3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me8k4zE1zN1qb3e6ho4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://smutandeggs.tumblr.com/post/37867890817/conchesumadres-superheroes-con-bigote">smutandeggs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://conchesumadres.com/post/36806079029/superheroes-con-bigote">conchesumadres</a>: Superheroes con bigote </p> </blockquote>http://somky.tumblr.com/post/38436045827http://somky.tumblr.com/post/38436045827Thu, 20 Dec 2012 22:20:56 -0500mustachesuper heroesbatman<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bc1ac48185fe559704b9a9f62cc65c7c/tumblr_mewtdoLhJe1r0ralmo1_r2_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://brotherbrain.tumblr.com/post/37839696085/disaster-by-brother-brain-aerial-assault-game">brotherbrain</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Disaster </strong><span>by </span><a href="http://www.brotherbrain.com/" title="Brother Brain">Brother Brain</a><span> </span><a href="http://www.redbubble.com/people/brotherbrain/portfolio" title="BroBrain Portfolio">★</a><span>  </span><br/>Aerial Assault (Game Gear) Sega 1992.<br/><br/><br/><br/></p> </blockquote>http://somky.tumblr.com/post/38428009637http://somky.tumblr.com/post/38428009637Thu, 20 Dec 2012 20:40:31 -0500game over<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/72b75895e404c816e622bb835a8cd347/tumblr_meubw5XR2p1qz7o2oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://smutandeggs.tumblr.com/post/37712818091/via-yournameisshit">smutandeggs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via: <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yournameisshit.tumblr.com/post/37691439576/hahahaha">yournameisshit</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://somky.tumblr.com/post/38367566418http://somky.tumblr.com/post/38367566418Thu, 20 Dec 2012 01:14:53 -0500Ikea MonkeyMargot Tenenbaum<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_37153929277" src="http://somky.tumblr.com/post/37153929277/audio_player_iframe/somky/tumblr_mcmo2p5gUN1qe14ft?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fsomky%2F37153929277%2Ftumblr_mcmo2p5gUN1qe14ft" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://emes.tumblr.com/post/34923008558/alwaysoverthinkingit-space-ghouls">emes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://alwaysoverthinkingit.tumblr.com/post/34538207464/space-ghouls-okay-so-i-saw-these-gifs">alwaysoverthinkingit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://space-ghouls.tumblr.com/post/34526721867">space-ghouls</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcmnzv01VE1qdtqmi.gif" width="245"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcmo0a5wJa1qdtqmi.gif"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcmo0rmPVY1qdtqmi.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>Okay, so I saw these gifs of a dildo going around on one of those luggage belts. I then clicked on the accompanying audio file, wondering what it could possibly be.</p> <p>Then something beautiful happened.</p> <p>The song…it is not at all what I expected. As soon as I heard those first notes, I  spit iced tea <em>everywhere</em>. Help me I’m dying.</p> </blockquote> <p>ugh this is why i love the internet/tumblr and always come back to loving it even when i think i’m done. the internet just kills the absurdist game always</p> </blockquote>http://somky.tumblr.com/post/37153929277http://somky.tumblr.com/post/37153929277Mon, 03 Dec 2012 20:40:25 -0500dildobaggage carouselgif<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcc2dsIJSs1qaobbko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://somky.tumblr.com/post/37087152602http://somky.tumblr.com/post/37087152602Sun, 02 Dec 2012 22:20:26 -0500the golden girlsice creamfelonydecisions